Grandmothers are antique little girls... Happy Mother's Day to the most valuable Grandmother!
Maturity is measured by character, not by years. You're so old I could cry. Have a "bawl" on your birthday.
You. Me. Dance floor.
I'll love you 'til the cows come home...
If you haven't got anything nice to say... pull up a chair!
As they say... opposites attract!
No 'butts about it'... e-mail me now!
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
From one piece of work to another...
What's up, Pussycat?
You're my coolest friend.
To a friend with a great sense of fashion. I like your style.
There are some things you just can't hide. Best wishes to someone who still looks good in her "birthday clothes".
Happy Birthday to a gentleman with a distinctive sense of style.
I love what you have under your mustache.