Maturity is measured by character, not by years. You're so old I could cry. Have a "bawl" on your birthday.
You. Me. Dance floor.
Happy Birthday to a gentleman with a distinctive sense of style.
There are some things you just can't hide. Best wishes to someone who still looks good in her "birthday clothes".
You're my coolest friend.
To a friend with a great sense of fashion. I like your style.
What's up, Pussycat?
From one piece of work to another...
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
No 'butts about it'... e-mail me now!
Grandmothers are antique little girls... Happy Mother's Day to the most valuable Grandmother!
I love what you have under your mustache.
I'll love you 'til the cows come home...
As they say... opposites attract!
If you haven't got anything nice to say... pull up a chair!