Grandmothers are antique little girls... Happy Mother's Day to the most valuable Grandmother!
You're my coolest friend.
To a friend with a great sense of fashion. I like your style.
I love what you have under your mustache.
I'll love you 'til the cows come home...
Happy Birthday to a gentleman with a distinctive sense of style.
What's up, Pussycat?
From one piece of work to another...
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
No 'butts about it'... e-mail me now!
There are some things you just can't hide. Best wishes to someone who still looks good in her "birthday clothes".
As they say... opposites attract!
If you haven't got anything nice to say... pull up a chair!
Maturity is measured by character, not by years. You're so old I could cry. Have a "bawl" on your birthday.
You. Me. Dance floor.