HUMOROUS CARD ASSORTMENT (24 CARDS)
Assortment 1 Verses:
You're how old?!!! Try to have a happy birthday anyway.
Happy Birthday... "Spring Chicken!"
I've gone to great lengths to wish you the happiest of birthdays.
Happy Birthday, Mom... (from one of your stinkers!)
So many freaks yet so few circuses... Happy Birthday from a Bunch of Clowns.
Another Birthday gives cause for a "big whine..." ...best wishes to a Grand Vintage
Get a handle on it the nursing home is within reach. Happy Birthday, Youngster
Hay-appee Birfday... May your special day find you in the company of those you love but don't respect.
Maturity is measured by character, not by years... you're so old I could cry. Have a "bawl" on your birthday
Happy Birthday to a gentleman with a distinctive sense of style.
Best Wishes on Your "Bundle of Joy"!
I'm in the doghouse... Belated birthday wishes.
Assortment 2 Verses:
There are some things you just can't hide... Best wishes to someone who still looks good in her "birthday clothes".
Here's to a few bad habits... Wishing you a sinfully sensational birthday!
Despite that poppy seed on your tooth, and an untweezed nose hair, I can look you in they eyes and tell you... I love you unconditionally!
May the hospital food be tasty and your recovery hasty!
Lend me your ear... Just wanted to say something corny: Happy Birthday with Butter on it!
There are no pistols in their pockets... these stud muffins are just happy to see you and wish you a Rootin' Tootin' Birthday!
...and he huffed and he puffed and he blew…his candles out! Break a few rules-it's your day!
I can hardly contain myself... Happy Birthday, Squirt!
May you finally find that long-sought fountain of youth... Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday... from your little "Boy Toy"...
Pamper yourself with a day of beauty and a Swedish massage. Happiest of Birthdays!
Here's the straight skinny: You're old. Happy Birthday