Hairy Scary Jumping Spider
Lord Phartwell says: In these trying times it is important to maintain a healthy sense of humour. What better way to engender mirth than the discomfort of others?
Laughing at another's misfortune makes one feel distinctly superior - a hearty dose of schadenfreude is just the thing to put pep in one's step.
The hirsute arachnid confined within this box presents such an alarming monstration as to make men swoon and ladies of a delicate constitution suffer the screaming ab-dabs.
My favoured method of petrifying presentation involves the concealment of the hairy horror beneath the hearth rug - when the unplesant twitching is investigated heated hysterics ensue! Hilarious!
To frighten an enemy or dear friend, merely squeeze the bulb and watch the spider twitch.
Measures 34" long. Spider is 3 3/4 l x 3" w.
Box measures 5 1/2 h x 3 3/4 l x 1 1/4" w.
Not suitable for children under 36 months - contains small parts which could present a choking hazard.